There is nothing not absolutely awe-inspiring about this. Especially since it MAGICALLY appeared in my iPhoto library. I think it’s a sign.
Is the best part that she’s named Cornfed? Or that he’s a white dude named Bill Cosby (WHO IS VERY CLEARLY NOT THE REAL BILL COSBY)?
P.S. The current front-runner for most inappropriately named porno is “Hairy Pooter.”
P.P.S. Outdo me. I dare you.