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But Do You Think They Talked Back?

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I just watched Alexander, my talkative baby have a full out conversation, complete with full belly laughs with my nipple.

Either he was laughing at the smell eminating from my armpit, or the nipples the size of Mount Rushmore.

2 Comments to

“But Do You Think They Talked Back?”

  1. On August 21st, 2007 at 3:11 pm Kristin Says:

    I wish I could have a full out conversation with your nipple. Color me jealous.

  2. On August 21st, 2007 at 4:04 pm becky Says:

    Come on over, sexxy, they’re ready and able.

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