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Benner Turns The Big Four


Happy Fourth Birthday, Benner. Without you, I would be nothing. Someday, maybe I will explain why today was such a pivotal, important, terrible awful day. But for now, let me just say that I love you more than anything and I’m sorry and I hope that the McDonald’s and the ice cream cake that I had The Daver run out to get make it special.

Happy Number Four, baby boy. I’m so proud to be your mom. You make me so, so proud.


One Comment to

“Benner Turns The Big Four”

  1. On August 27th, 2010 at 10:21 pm Vodka Aficionado Says:

    I’ll have a vodka martini for you now; happy belated!

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