Comments on: 100 Boring Things

By: Bourbon Should be a food group...

Bourbon Should be a food group... — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 05:30:11 +0000

OK, I too checked Wikipedia and saw what green looks like to you. Why in the name of god do you live in house with any green in it? Do you must have masochistic tendencies. I say paint everything purple!

Just found and book ,marked your blog site today..thanks for the humor! I totally need this.

Bourbie…

By: Alison

Alison — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:35:47 +0000

LOVE this list because it makes me feel normal !! ” Fuck” has always been my fave swear word. It just cover’s SO much , with SO much feeling ( not great when your 3
year old tells you “don’t say fuck, it’s bad ! ” ) oooopsy, I try…I really do. My husband was in Iraq for a year and I was home with an infant (his) , a son in 6th grade and a daughter in 8th grade ( from previous marriage to a fucking dick ! ) so that explains alot. Vaccuuming is like crack to me, INSTANT gratification ! Getting my Dyson was like the biggest deal of my life…Now have withdrawls and it sucks balls, moved to house with hardwood floors…FUCK ! Love anthony Bourdain AND Ree ( Pioneer Woman) She is still wantin’ to jump Marlboro Man’s bones after years of marriage and 4 kids : ) Love your blog, glad I eneded up here by way of The Stir ( Cafe’ Mom) somehow. I swear we would drive each other nuts, drink too much Miller High Life , laugh so hard there is NO sound then pee our pant’s if we were friends in “real life” . By the way, John Denver could kick Rod’s ass if he wasn’t dead : (

By: L.A.

L.A. — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:27:51 +0000

I LOVE LOVE LOVE hostess orange cupcakes.. and have been known to buy every package in our vending machine at work, and hoard them in my desk so no one else can have them… somoene is obviously on to me, because they have not been in the machine for months, not to mention that our president offered to pay for half of the weightwatchers membership fee if we “some” of us would join… I did but ended up gaining 5 lbs…

Cheers to the HoHo OJ Cupcakes…

By: Jen

Jen — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:32:29 +0000

Okay, so I’m really on the late freight here…But I too, want a Jeep wrangler once the kids are grown. I really wanted one in my early 20s. Thought they were sexy. Thought it would make me sexier (I didn’t need to be…being in my early 20s was all the sexy I needed…miss my 20s a little). I wonder if by the time I get a Jeep Wrangler it’ll fly or something…Aren’t we approaching the age of Back to the Future II? Yup.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 21:29:17 +0000

I completely understand #1.

Pants are bullshit.
In uni I took a Public Speaking course and did an entire speech dedicated to why the human race should not wear pants. The gist was something like this:

1. Think Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini,… George W. Bush – they all wear pants. Now think of Buddha, Jesus, Dali Lama… Barney. No pants! Coincidence?
2. Scotland has much lower incidences of male infertility issues. Is the fact they wear kilts just coincidence?
(Note: I may have made that last fact up)
2.

By: liz

liz — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 16:28:13 +0000

I finished reading the very non boring list of boring things but I have neither bourbon nor biscuits!#$#%#^!

By: Christine

Christine — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:36:30 +0000

Where have you been all my life? You blog is a breathy of fresh air. I am just starting out and have been having issues saying what I feel.

I too LOVE to use “bullshit” but this is my favorite!
64. I genuinely think laughter is the best medicine. Aside from whiskey.

Awesome. Thanks for the laughs

By: Becki

Becki — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 07:52:31 +0000

I changed the spelling of my name from Becky to Becki in 6th grade. I’m 58 years old now so you do the math (unless there are fractions involved) so I’ve been Becki for a long time. I can’t even remember why I changed it.

My 25 year old daughter is pregnant with a girl due in January and I want to name her Amelia. Love, love, love that name. My daughter wants some celeb-sounding name like Apple or Harlow. WTF!

Anyway, just came across your blog and it’s a hoot. I have a wicked sense of humor myself. I guess it doesn’t matter which way we spell our names . . . Beckis (or Beckys) rock.

By: Ronetta

Ronetta — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 19:19:31 +0000

i eat lemons like oranges, too! they are soooooo good!

By: FMLPrincessFury

FMLPrincessFury — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 02:20:01 +0000

Dearest Aunt Becky~

I fucking love you. Serious. From the oh so controversial “FUCK” to everything in my life being pink (except for in my daughters bedroom…cause her favorite color is now BLUE. WTF is that?) to the avoidance of cooking to my 2 bedazzlers I bought of a damned infomercial when I was on maternity leave (NO ONE should have access to their credit card at 3am when they are so tired they cant even mix a proper drink & just start swigging from the bottle!

I SHOULD be doing laundry. Or cleaning. Or getting my drink on…but NO, I am all consumed with catching up on your blog…ok, so I am drinking too, but i should be OUT drinking!)

So the next time you hear a “fuck this shit! and see pink hair, its probably me. On a tirade. In public. Because thats where I seem to get the most annoyed…imagine.

PS~my spelling sucks. Get the fuck over it. I cant be great at EVERYTHING!