Because Mommy Wants Vicodin Sounded Too Suburban

Tomorrow, bright and blurry, I leave to go to our nation’s capitol. Which, I was shocked to learn, was not in Washington STATE, but actually on the East Coast. This was nearly as big a snafu as the time I claimed vehemently that Kansas City was a state. I was about to resort to blows … Continue reading Because Mommy Wants Vicodin Sounded Too Suburban