This would be the pictures you wanted after yesterday’s post, Pranksters.
I suggested that he get a spider tattoo there for street cred, but he said no. Shockingly. Even AFTER I gave him this awesome mock-up of what he COULD look like.
Some people (psssst *nudge, nudge* THE DAVER), it seems, don’t appreciate HIGH ART.
He says he’s going to “get me back while I’m sleeping,” but I’m not worried about my hair. I’m worried he’ll rig up something I can’t turn off that will play to every single Rush album throughout my house over and over again.
Hair grows back. Being traumatized by Rush is for LIFE.