I’m spending my time here for the children of Haiti.

I’m here for a non-profit haiti group that gives time to
building an oppurunity for the children in haiti. If anyone wants to help then do so here:

[url=http://universallearningcentre.org]Donate to Haiti[/url] or Help Haiti

They give kids in Haiti a learning environment.

And yes, they’re real.

Anything would be appreciated

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream?
I can’t eat ice cream…it makes my colon explode.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
Tiger Woods (I know its two words, but I’m so damn tired of hearing about him!)

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
Diamonds (they taste of wealth and glamour) or pumpkin cheesecake.

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
Scrubbing the toilet – I mean, really, you take a shit in there! Who cares if its dirty!!

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
THE Gay – given by my friend Liz – and it is totally true.

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
Mozart, The Beatles, Ben Folds, Madonna and Lady Gaga (I told you I was THE Gay!)

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
SO TRUE…have you heard of Baconnaise… http://www.baconnaise.com/ – it is actually really good!

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?
Don’t rush yourself through life – things will happen at their own pace and you can’t force it.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why?
Congealed. It just sounds like WTF.

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be?
Diet Coke. It’s my blood type.

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis?
Makes lists. They only work if you don’t lose them.

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
My favorite blog nickname for myself is CDub. It just sounds gangsta (NOT.)

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they?
Conway Twitty (it’s all about the ‘fro, man)
Britney Spears (who doesn’t love Hit me baby one more time?)
A mixed collection of Blues (Mmm. Sexayyy.)
Lil Wayne (li-li-lick me like a lollipop was my JAM. What a nerd.)
Reba McIntyre (Fancy.)

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false?
Or. Depends on my mood.

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self?
QUIT GOING OUT SO MUCH AND STUDY. MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE GRADUATED IN 4 YEARS INSTEAD OF 5! I might have a case of The Bitter.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why? Douche- my ex husband used to call everyone this, and I hate the sound of it.

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be? Strawberry

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis? Wiping off the kitchen counter. As soon as I’ve done it, someone has smeared/dropped/left something all over it.

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)
Cort. It’s just short for Cortney, but I like how close friends call me that.

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they? Southern Culture on the Skids, Lyle Lovett, Hank Williams, Hank Williams III and Jason Mraz

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false? FUCKING TRUE!!!

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self? Don’t do it!!!! Having a kid at 19 is crazy!

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream? NOPE, HOT FUDGE, CARAMEL, & BUTTERSCOTCH, PLUS BANANAS, NUTS AND WHIPPED CREAM… OH AND MAYBE SOME TOFFEE CHIPS IF YOU’VE GOT THEM.

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why? LAUNDRY, BECAUSE IT IS EVIL

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be? SEE ANSWER TO QUESTION #1 ABOVE.

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis? LAUNDRY, BECAUSE IT IS EVIL

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself)MAD DOG SUE

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they? OK THIS IS A LITTLE LAME: BARBRA STREISAND, THE CARPENTERS, ERIC CLAPTON, BEATLES, ELVIS

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false? TRUE

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self? DO NOT FUCK KENNETH EARL SIMPSON JR…. YOU WILL REGRET IT.

OK, I TRIED TO USE PRETTY COLORS AND FONTS AND JUNK, BUT THIS FUCKING EMAIL THING WON’T LET ME. SO ALL CAPS IT IS.

Here’s my sharing love
http://catutes.blogspot.com/2009/12/aunt-beckys-whore-mouth-in-canada.html