i really want to take one of those and email them to all of my besties. you definitely need to set up a page here with aunt motherfucking becky’s greeting cards for all occasions.
Oh my absolute favorite bad girl, you’ve done it again! I was all set to be stressed and pissy ALL day and you’ve made me LAUGH OUT LOUD – literally. LOVE YOU!!!!
Amazing how 2 words can make your day… Bob Ross. Though, I’m a little shocked to find out that’s his middle name! I’m sure I’m not nearly as shocked as he was when he found out… or his kindergarten teacher… or his pastor.
Becky, you put Hallmark to shame! You could probably put them out of business and be a zillionaire selling these (and your other holidaty cards). Fuckin brilliant! You made my day!
HAH! Can I also steal one for me mum? <that was is not what I call her, thought it would look funny, it doesnt, but I am keeping it there because then you will REALLY know what a dork I am.
Those are rich! Love Bob Motherfucking Ross! He’s always been my idol! Motherfucking ‘Happy Little Trees!’
…Or in this case… ‘Happy Little Bunnies!’
Too funny!
-P
If you ever decide on goin’ to heaven you have some serious, heavy duty repentin’ to do. and if the Jews are right, you’re screwed. I figger I’m pretty much doomed just for laughing so hard.
ooohhhh, thank you for providing me with something to stick upon facebook, to thumb my nose at all the people spamming up my feed with jesus this, jesus that, he is risen, zombie jesus day.
woo!
Oh, was this joyous to read just as I’m writing up my “and if I’m pronounced dead, yet am walking around 2 days later, double-tap me, cause I’m out for brains” post.
There is SO much inappropriate about this, but there is SO MUCH FUCKING awesome about this, too! Have I told you lately that I love you?
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Being inappropriate is what I do best, yo.
Fuckin brilliant!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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*bows* Thank you!
These are the best Easter cards ever You make Easter your bitch.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Easter is SO my bitch.
Brilliance. Happy friggin’ Easter.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Happy Friggin’ Easter to you, my love.
I can’t stop laughing!!!
Twitter: triplezmom
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So when are we getting Aunt Becky’s greeting card collection? I want to send the second to last one to my husband.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Bwahahaha. I may have to get on that shit.
I need to purchase a few of these……they have them at Wal-mart right?
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Oh yes. Right next to the really religious ones.
Bwahaha!!! Becky for president!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I should totally run for President. We can solve ALL the world’s problems with a dance-off.
I want to see Becky in a Bob Ross perm.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Oh FUCK no.
LMAO. I lubz u, Becky!
Twitter: stephgas
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i really want to take one of those and email them to all of my besties. you definitely need to set up a page here with aunt motherfucking becky’s greeting cards for all occasions.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I had one for awhile. I should put it back.
Oh man, I had to come back here to make sure I didn’t accidentally say “Valentine’s Day.” I’m okay.
Bob. Motherfucking. Ross.
Brilliant. I love this! I did a funny valentine’s card post, but I would have NEVER thought of doing this for Easter!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Easter is SO religious that it’s so much more fun to be inappropriate.
Aunt Becky, I heart you! Those cards made me LOL hard this morning. At least people like us have humor over religious holidays.
Have a safe Passover, Easter, or (print the appropriate holiday in the space provided) _________ holiday.
Jason
cyrus_jay@twitter
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Happy Christer? I dunno.
I fuckin love it!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Why thank you. *bows*
That first one is my absolute favorite.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Bwahahaha. Mine too. Wait, no, the Bob Ross one is my favorite.
Oh my absolute favorite bad girl, you’ve done it again! I was all set to be stressed and pissy ALL day and you’ve made me LAUGH OUT LOUD – literally. LOVE YOU!!!!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I WAS stressed out all day. Making the cards helped like crazy.
AB, These are so full of awesome! You rock at life.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I LOSE at life, you mean.
Amazing how 2 words can make your day… Bob Ross. Though, I’m a little shocked to find out that’s his middle name! I’m sure I’m not nearly as shocked as he was when he found out… or his kindergarten teacher… or his pastor.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Bob Motherfucking Ross = full of the awesome.
I’m a sucker for happy, fluffy eggs. I miss Bob Ross…and my fan brush.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS. MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS.
I LOVE your holiday cards. They make me SO happy!!!And the Bob Ross Perm one AMAZING. Mind if I borrow that to make my mother in law insane?
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Hells yes! Take it!
Nothing better in this world than a Bob Ross greeting card!! Made my day! Much Love!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Bob Ross is my BFF.
Becky, you put Hallmark to shame! You could probably put them out of business and be a zillionaire selling these (and your other holidaty cards). Fuckin brilliant! You made my day!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Bwahahaha. I’m making sure they go into stores RIGHT NEXT TO the Jesus dying on the cross ones.
Twitter: wombatcentral
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Everything’s better with Bob Mutherfuckin’ Ross.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Amen. Amen to that.
Amazing! Happy Bunny Day Aunt B!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Happy, HAPPY Easter!
I would totally celebrate Easter if I got one of those cards.
Also, that golden egg. I WANT IT.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I’ve got the golden egg, motherfuckers.
HAH! Can I also steal one for me mum? <that was is not what I call her, thought it would look funny, it doesnt, but I am keeping it there because then you will REALLY know what a dork I am.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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You’d BETTER send it to your mom. Or mum. Whatever.
I want to send every single one of these to my mother-in-law. Anonymously. Every. Single. One.
I heart you, Aunt Becky.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I’ll be kinda hurt if you don’t
I adore you.
I freakin’ love you. Serious girl crush going on here.
You just MADE my Easter.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Glad I could make SOMEONE’S Easter. Considering we had to cancel that shit.
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
I would totally show it to my parents, but I doubt anything that isn’t the Bible would catch their attention.
On the flip side, I might get grounded.
BUT. I LOVE THOSE CARDS.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I feel upset that no one bought be a gigantic chocolate cross this year.
Those are rich! Love Bob Motherfucking Ross! He’s always been my idol! Motherfucking ‘Happy Little Trees!’
…Or in this case… ‘Happy Little Bunnies!’
Too funny!
-P
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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“Happy little clouds. HAPPY little clouds.”
LMAO!!!! Thank you for making Easter fun again!!
Wow!! I HAVE been watching Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. But I’m preeetttyyy sure I’m NOT a robot!!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Easter is my favorite holiday. I’m BEYOND depressed that it was canceled this year due to my germy children. DAMN THEM.
Twitter: RunningonWords
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Hahaha, my heathen ass is gonna go eat some ham!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Fucking love ham.
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Ha, nice, I needed that this morning. Happy Fucking Easter everyone…
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Happy Fucking Easter to us ALL!
I have to work today, so now every time someone says, “Happy Easter!” on the phone I’m remembering these and snickering.. Thanks, you rock!
Twitter: acctodenise
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Those are so awesome!
Because Easter needs a little attitude.
If you ever decide on goin’ to heaven you have some serious, heavy duty repentin’ to do. and if the Jews are right, you’re screwed. I figger I’m pretty much doomed just for laughing so hard.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I can’t IMAGINE how many people I just offended. And that? Is awesome.
ooohhhh, thank you for providing me with something to stick upon facebook, to thumb my nose at all the people spamming up my feed with jesus this, jesus that, he is risen, zombie jesus day.
woo!
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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I love you.
oh, i love you too. i really have to get up to chicago!
Oh, was this joyous to read just as I’m writing up my “and if I’m pronounced dead, yet am walking around 2 days later, double-tap me, cause I’m out for brains” post.
Twitter: mommywantsvodka
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Bwahahaha. Brains. Bwahahahaha.