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I have been a fan of your blog for some time; I was awarded a beautiful blog award and the deal is I have to pay it forward. So I am sending some love your way.
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Have a good one!
Bianca
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Dear Aunty,
How long is too long for armpit hair?
-Mark
P.S. on Americans.
I am a true tritter follower when I can and I
Love your sense of humor and outlook on
Life. Awhile back I had written about
Obtaining a fake rolex called a hex-rex
(?). You said they were $2 watch and that
I would send you the Money. Since I am
Hanicapped and will never be able to
Travel for the opportunity toi get one myself,
I was hoping for help. Please let me know.
I still love your tweets when I get on.
Thanks Becky. Don
Your writing is fucking brilliant! I loved ‘Juice boxes are for pussies’ – you have a great talent – your writing made my day! Thanks, Dave
I just wanted to let you know, and I’m sure you get this all the time, that your blog made me laugh like a maniac at work. (I’m the only female in a tattoo shop full of dudes and as I was reading your pregnancy week by week article, they just couldn’t understand what was so funny.) So I went all the way back to your first posts and started from there, which is always my favorite thing to do with a truly amazing blog, and I just have to say thank you. You have so many great posts that are just so inspiring as a new mom, who also had prenatal depression. So yeah, that’s it. Thanks for being awesome.
You made my day. Thank you. Seriously.
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