Comments on: All I Want For Christmas….

By: Your Aunt Becky

Your Aunt Becky — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:55:02 +0000

I would never, ever jump out of an airplane. Even with a parachute. Because it’s not socially acceptable to poo yourself in public unless you’re very young.

By: Randa

Randa — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 19:34:32 +0000

On a serious note, I would NEVER let my “love” screw over my family and let him steal money from my dad’s business… I would never do that for love.
On the funny side I would uhm never jump off of a high dive. Because it combines two of my fears heights and deep water. My palms are sweating just thinking about it.
Oh and I would never like U2 for love. Eww. Sorry to the U2 fans out there. (I just shuddered)
I looked into Ali as I eat fatty food all the time and figured that anal leakage would be a good deterrent for me to stop eating all the fatty food. But then the price got me. I don’t have that kind of money to spend on sharting.

By: Fizzle

Fizzle — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 02:00:19 +0000

Hey I have a chinchilla. She’s adorable. Not all rodents are bad, Ms. Mannix.

By: gaby

gaby — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 19:15:02 +0000

I’m too consumed by all out falling off my futon laughter to think about that question right now but really had to tell you that I love your blog. Since finding it a few weeks ago it’s been my comic relief and I think it’s actually really good for my mental health. You’re f ing hilarious!
Much love to you and your family, Hope you’re having a great Christmas!

By: Collette

Collette — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 15:20:15 +0000

There was a show on Nat’l Geographic (or similar station) that had a Doctor/scientist who gave himself tapeworm on purpose by eating raw meat infected with the larvae. You could see the larva eggs all over it. He did it in the name of science he said. UGH! Then as the show progressed, maybe a day or so went by, & VOILA, he went to shit in the bushes, washed it off his hand & showed the camera the tapeworm. How’s that for an educational tv show? Ewww! LOL

By: kys

kys — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 03:39:51 +0000

I tried it, too. I lost about 5 lbs before I began not taking it if I was going to eat a fatty meal. Which was about 3 times per day. Waste of money and nice underwear.

By: Carlynn

Carlynn — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 17:32:10 +0000

Wow, a whole new take on Meatloaf, must dig out that CD. I don’t know what I wouldn’t do, I have done so much I said I wouldn’t so now I hesitate to say, “Of course I won’t do that!”

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:59:02 +0000

I think that spell check hates our name because we don’t spell it the biblical way. Rebekah see, no red marks on that one. I’ve never met one Rebekah….but have meet several Rebecca’s which, according to spell check, is spelled incorrectly. Whatever, we are both smarter than some dumb spell check.

Just for the record, I’m Lutheran and try to attend church whenever possible, I’m not dissin’ on the biblical spelling.

By: Melissa

Melissa — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:55:32 +0000

Brilliant! I am going to use this at dinner tonight. My family will of course look at me strangely and ask if I am drunk (which I probably will be) and give me The Blank Stare. Because they so totally dont get My(your) sense of humor.

By: Erin@TheLocalsLoveIt

Erin@TheLocalsLoveIt — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 16:30:34 +0000

I will NEVER try anything that involves “falling”. Like skydiving or bungee jumping. I have fallen in love so that doesn’t count.

Oh, and I would NEVER try Alli. Anal leakage and I don’t get along. I have allergies. I hear sneezing can really cause problems.