
Enrobed = EN-AWESOME.
That is all.
Delicious!
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Is that a nutella-ish filling!???? Holy shit I think those would be awesome enough to kill me
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Dexter has good taste. And a creepy grin. And sort of an odd hairstyle. Other than that, hey! Chocolate! I think enrobing anything in chocolate elevates it’s fineness, and I mean anything!
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Yum. Dexter has wonderful taste. Those cookies look like severed fingers. Or dwarf penises. If fingers or penises were made of delightfully delectable delicious chocolate.
Okay, I think I just made myself sick…
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Ooh, thanks for the tip, Dex.
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Does poor Dexter ever get to come out of his shrinkwrap or will he forever remained wrapped up for photoblogging purposes? Works for me either way.
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is it weird that i tend to find fictional serial killers to be the sexy? i mean, come on, dexter, patrick bateman, and (just a little bit), hannibal lecter. i knew i should have opted for the therapy while my parents were still willng to pay for it.
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I just keep thinking of him as the gay brother on Six Feet Under. I have a hard time getting past that as he was so good there.
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Yum!! … Oh.. by the way.. I was talking about Dexter. LoL! I am in love with that man!
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I need a TV husband. Oh wait, I’m supposed to be trying to find a real one.
I think I’ll just settle for chocolate.
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i did just that the other night…except i threw some chardonnay into the mix…so it was me, my fuzzy warm bathrobe, dexter, and chocolate….AMAZING…I’m still on season one, and so in love already
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I love World Market! I love those too.
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Wow. I didn’t know Dexter was doing product endorsement these days. But those do look good!
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I don’t know why that’s so funny, but I can’t even speak I’m laughing so much. I called my husband to look at the picture and he gave me the assface “whatev” look and walked away.
I mean that’s COMEDY GOLD. Truth.
I’m going to go look at it again and laugh to myself.
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Aunt Becky, I think I need to start having TV husbands too. I heart Dexter, but it’s wrong to have the same TV husband as you! House could work, I suppose
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I have loved Dexter since the beginning but I’m old and wrinkled so I think the most I can hope for is getting a domestic position as his cook or something. I’m good with that. I’m good with chocolate too. Dexter and chocolate… what more could you want?
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Okay, am I the only one who doesn’t know what those are? Enrobed “waf…” Waf what? They look like chocolate-dipped Slim Jims.
I’m not saying I can’t get behind that, btw…
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SLUT! I’m glad that I don’t have Showtime because I know I’d be tempted to watch Dexter and I’m far too sensitive to violence for a show like that. And he is NOT cute. #justsayin
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Does the Daver need to worry?
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Dexter and chocolate. Gawd what a combo. I think I’d be set for life. OK I guess I’d need my kids too.
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Ah, Dexter. Christmas will be a sad day. A day when you are unwrapped and your shiny, plastic coated, slightly creepy smile will no longer send us kitchen visits.
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Dexter whispers all of his secrets right into my adorable ear, but thanks anyway…
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I love this Dexter shtick! More, please and thank you.
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I could go for some of that right this second…
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I’m jealous that you get to shop at World Market…once, a friend fixed this amazing Asian dinner and she got 90% of the items at World Market and everything was completely delicious. I want her to have us over again for dinner…..yum.
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Thanks Dexter! I’ll be waiting on your Oscar pics.
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And now you know why I threaten to break up with my boyfriend on a daily basis so I can continue on my hot and heavy affair with World Market.
PS – Dexter’s hair on the cover of that DVD really freaks me out.
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I love me some World Market!
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Dexter and I agree about those things. They ROCK!
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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
December 14th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
You and Dexter are both full of brilliance. OBVIOUSLY.
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Dexter is smart!
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Dark chocolate and Dexter! Could I add a cup of coffee with some kind of alcohol in it and just slip away, never to return from that heaven?
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I’ve only seen a couple of minutes of the show, but i did read that Debra is in a relationship with Frank in season 2. Are they still together in season 3 as I heard that Keith Carradine is going to be in season 4…
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