Baby blue eyeliner….oh my.

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How is it fair that Becky from the Block is smart, witty (beyond, really) AND beautiful?

Not.

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Embarrassing??? You actually look pretty damn good! Like, as in “you are only a year younger than I am you whore have the decency to look old enough to buy cigarettes, would you?” good. I may have to stop liking you now.

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whats up, chica?!

you look all chola-ish with your blue eyeliner and hoop earrings. LMAO

ooh and when are you guest posting for me?

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Who’s that sexy bitch and what have you done with Aunt Becky?

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I love you madly but that is possibly the lamest Halloween costume I have ever seen.

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toywithme Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

Helloooooooo – did you not see the eyeliner? Ok, so maybe you’re right, but the eyeliner is freaking hot

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oh my. baby blue eyeliner. It looks good on you. Maybe some fake tats might have strengthened the look

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I don’t know what to say that carefully toes the line between offensive to those from said block and truly expressing my horrified disapproval.

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I LOVE the eyeliner!

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The glare…it burns my eyes!!! I can’t decide if it’s the shine from the lips or the glare of the blue eyeliner (which I totally need to borrow)!

Actually, you look hot. But I would never have gotten it either.

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That blue eye liner is hot! I’d not have been able to rub the bejesus out of my eyes wearing that, though!
thanks for sharing the pics!

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Oh, I just love it when you go all Ellie May Clampett on us!!

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Look, daddy. Teacher says every time a coochie’s eyeliner twinkles and angel gets its wings!

Also you and the Daver need a tabloid-friendly amalgam name, like Benifer or Bradjolina or Gyllenspoon.
Aunt Daver? ky?

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I’m at work right now, but if I showed this picture to my daughter, she’d say you look like a sparkly princess.

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Oh so hot!!! – Next thing you know that Paparazzi will be hanging outside your door and Perez Hilton will be drawing phallic images on your face.

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You totally rocked that doo-rag! LOL!

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I had a pregnant friend go as Britney a few years back (circa Jaden I think).

Now Jenny from the Block is stuck in my head. Except it keeps turning into Independent Women at the chorus. My brain is mashin’ it up, Glee style.

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What you needed there was brown lipstick and gallons of Imposters perfume. Then it would have been totally obvious – at least to me – that you were (Aunt) Becky from the Block.

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You look so pretty and all, I’d have no idea whatsoever that you were doing a Halloween thing. See, when I go out, any day of the year, people think I’M still wearing a Halloween costume. When, sadly, it’s just me. Just the way that I am. Scary. Oh well. At least I don’t frighten my kids…yet.

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Love it! The blue becomes you

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The hoops are a nice touch, totally gives you some street cred, yo!

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I’d hit it- with or without the blue eyeliner. Mwah!

I would have gone with bis ole shrimp earrings, though.

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becks, i am SO GLAD you’re not LAME like those ASSHATS also in the top 3 for hottest mommy blogger that don’t even have a SINGLE PICTURE of themselves on the web.

and one of them isn’t even a MOMMY for christ’s sake.

i’ve already voted for you, but as a show of good faith i will vote a SECOND TIME!

ken

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If you’d worn a low cut cocktail dress you could have been a New Jersey Housewife!

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This is going to sound awful, I know . . . but YOU’RE SO YOUNG! AND PRETTY!

Not at all what I had in my head. I mean, I had GORGEOUS. But more like a mature Sophia Loren.

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You heard the woman – GO VOTE!

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Hot stuff!

A friend loaned me her Halloween costume from last year. A nun’s habit. But ya know, at 7.5 months (I was nearly 34 weeks on Halloween), I’m carrying small. I’d have just looked like a chubby nun. And that’s just not so funny. :-/

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They’re great pictures, and I know you think so too! Any excuse to dress up… even if it’s thrashy.

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You’re hawt! The Brit and Kevin thing would have been full fo Teh Ahh-sum! Husbands ruin everything.

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haha i used to dress just like that at nineteen. i swear i wish i had this pic to show you. i had on THICK black eyeliner with all this white glitter bullshit and those nudy sparkly lips. you should have put brown lipliner on though with the lipstick. haha this is a throwback.

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Oh man, that is HAWT!!

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I’m with Tiffany. The only thing missing was the dark brown lipliner! And I must say….you really are quite pretty.

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That’s a costume? I think that look is perfectly ok for the other 364 days of the year. No wonder my Sister in Law thinks I’m a hooker.

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Can I have one of your rocks?

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Maybe not the eyeliner, but could I borrow the bandana? Totally cool addition to any outfit, right? Not just Halloween ones? Also, tell me you stuffed your panties to make your butt bigger?

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Did you wear hot pants, and stuff TP in your underwears, to make a “Jenny” booty?

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no dear. embarassiing is going to an all-girls party in a FAIRY COSTUME, weighing in at 160 pounds with a 42 inch hip measurement. I have a massive hiney.

When asked what I was, I was the older, bitter sister of Tinkerbell. Tink can KMA.

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Oh Auntie Becky…

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Hey, the blue actually really looks good!

I will vote. The eyeshadow won me over

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I’m down with the lip gloss myself. Hawt!

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You totally look like you are trying to be one of my coworkers. All you’d have to do is pull the rest of your hair back into the do-rag and change into a pair of scrubs, and you’re her. Except cuter, and thinner.

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That eyeliner must have 4 different carcinogens in it. I hope you washed.

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Doood! That is pretty lame lol. You look like a teenager. They are all wearing that kind of makeup. The 80’s are back in case you havent noticed. Were you trying to be a teenager? Because then the costume rocks.

And yes, I agree with everyone else. You are totally really really pretty.

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I posed naked when I won HMB last year. WUSSY!

doitdoitdoitdoit…it’s what the cool moms are doing.

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toywithme Reply:
November 9th, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Way to call her out girl

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In college I went to a Halloween party as a condom. Because I like to practice safe sex, I neglected to punch little holes in the giant plastic bag I wore. Yeah. Smart. Also hotter than hell and potentially lethal. I do this for my craft, you see…

Also? You? Beautiful.

The lead of this post? So damn awesome!

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Baby blue IRIDESCENT eyeliner!

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Um, I think that’s a picture of my friend L from a few years ago. How did you get your hands on it and why are you saying it’s you? Yes, she wore that makeup, yes, she rocked the curl and the hoops, yes I love her anyway.

I thought for sure you’d be dressed as a dude, by the way!

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How cute are you?! I think that the problem may have been that there was not enough ho-in-your-J.Lo . . . if only The Daver was a scrawny Mexican with bad skin.

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Sorry, AB! That curl is waaaaaay to big and NOT gelled enough. And where are your baby hairs? They should be pasted to your head! Your eyeliner is kickin’ though.

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Sweet baby Jesus! Not sure whether you have ever mentioned your age, but somehow I always picture you as in the early 30s. No matter. You look about 23 esp. because you don’t have crow’s feet. What brand of eye cream do you use? Please do share with us. (I am sure you are going to say, moi? I don’t use any eye cream. I just put butter on them and they turn out wonderful. Or something along that line…) The blue thingy (eyeliner? eyeshadow?) looks wonderful on you. I am going to hold out until you post nekkid pictures as one of the PPs suggested. Bawhahaha.

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You dress like this every day, you are so full of shit. You match your bandanna to your eyeliner!

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Is that a belly shirt, though? Because a belly shirt would be even more full of the awesome.

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You look hot! And you can write my blog for me. Come on, no one will know the difference.

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You forgot the dark lip liner! Oh, and the Virginia Slim.

You’re a badass chola, though.

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You are The Hotness, Aunt Becky. Even in ghetto white trash chic. Yeah, baby.

Also, I’m totally stealing your sweet ass eyeliner. Guard it well, yo. I be comin’ fot it.

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Maybe no one could tell you were dressed up because you rock that baby blue eyeliner like no one else could! Sexisonic!

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I have five sisters and many Nephews/Neices. I disdain simple auntie names. I am legend among my N/N as Favorite Aunt. Feel free to appropriate this title wrt/your N/N.

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I would totally have made out with Becky From The Block. The eyeliner? Does it for me.

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U Rock Becky From The Block can I get some of that eyeliner yo?

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At least you attempted to dress up for Halloween. It’s more than I did! I absolutely refuse to do so because Halloween also happens to be my birthday & I am sick of sharing it with this day! LOL! Or as I generally say, “This is the face I was born with on Halloween. Deal with it!” Love the blue eye liner!

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I was rockin the backless gown and spinal block this halloween, while I went ahead and had a c-section to kick out the baby… lol, saved me trouble coming up with a costume!

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It’s not pretty being easy..er,..I mean to say it’s not easy being pretty, unless you’re Aunt Becky, that is.

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I’m really not too sure I get it….”Becky From The Block” can someone please explain it to me.

And, how old are you in that picture? You look really young.

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Your eyeliner makes me think of the eighth grade. But I know what you mean about the hubby not wanting to play along with the costumes. Every year I ask if we can be salt and pepper (I’m black and he’s white) and he always nixes it. You can imagine my surprise we he agreed to be Bubble Boy to my Octo Mom this year.

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Best lookin Auntie I’ve ever seen yo!

And since when is blue eyeliner a costume accessory? Isn’t it still the new black?

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Daaaamn you are hot stuff Aunt Becky! I like it. I like it a lot.

And I totally voted, yo. Do I need to do it again?

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A) I already voted
B) I already spanked it to your picture.
C) Apparently I have a cock.
D) You are a fetus.
E) Respect your elders and write a guest blog for me but I have few readers and I can only pay you in sex toys.

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Wow I think your like 19 or something. Seriously!!

I actually think the blue eyeliner is cute lol.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:24 am

I was 24 there, I think. And the eyeliner was fun. A pain in the ass, but fun.

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Gorgeous eyeliner. I think it removes a decade from your actual age. Please tell me that you also had on flip-flops with something large attached at the toe.

I actually had a sari on hand so I cheated and wore it this year. Nerdy husband wore his authentic Star Trek uniform from the 2nd through 5th movies. He wanted me to wear my Star Trek dress. That baby can’t come out to play until I lose a solid 50 lbs.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:23 am

I was wearing white sparkly shoes. It completed the look. It RULED.

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Oh, my god. I totally want the blue eyeliner. It would be the perfect finishing touch to my pink hair and the boob glitter.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:22 am

That blue eyeliner was full of The Sass, eh?

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What do you mean I can’t borrow your sweet ass eyeliner? Beeyotch. Fine, you can’t borrow my hot pants then. neener, neener, neener.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am

I couldn’t fit my ass cheek in your hot pants, baby, so don’t worry.

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mumma boo Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 5:56 pm

Oh sure, try to distract me by giving me a compliment. Wait, I think it worked. Shoot. (Even though you’d be swimming in my hot pants, but that’s another story. Which sounds dirty. I’m going to stop now. *smirk*)

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

*waggles eyebrows* HEY good lookin’.

You forgot to shave your eyebrows and draw them in with brown eyeliner three shades lighter than your natural hair color.

I’m just sayin’.

And where’s the ridiculously dark lipstick that’s half-worn-off with unmatching lip liner?

You really need to research your characters better, Aunt Becky. Gah.

Then again, I work in a hospital with a predominantly hispanic patient demographic. I’m still holding you to higher standards.

:-p

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:21 am

I really needed to outline my lips better. I actually WAS wearing lip liner, but the white lip gloss covered it up pretty well. And there was no way in HELL I was shaving my eyebrows

I did okay, tho, right?

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You are so cute!!!!!

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:20 am

*blushes* Thank you.

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The bandana totally made the costume!

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:19 am

That bandanna is full of the AWESOME. Except that they’re awful. And it was ugly.

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That was totally worth the wait. Because you look like one hot broad in that sparkly blue eyeliner, lol.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:18 am

Dude. I rocked that party. Except that I lost out to the guy who’d cut his hair into a mullet FOR THE PARTY.

Shit, I know some people who will go to ANY length for a laugh.

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come down to South London babe, that look is all the rage.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:18 am

REALLY? STILL? I thought it was a pretty dated look.

Damn, I’m a-comin’ the next time The Daver gets sent to London.

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You make a great B-Lo.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:17 am

Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got

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dude, I think if you had had the girls up and out, then people would have totally gotten it…truthfully, I wouldn’t have. Then, when you told me, I would’ve been like oooooooohhhhhh, that’s way more creative than my, “i forgot my costume” look.

thanks for the laugh (or snort). it’s been a long morning already.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:16 am

It has TOTALLY been a long morning already. And hell, it’s gonna be a long day.

I should have padded my ass. I think people would have gotten it if I’d padded my ass.

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All you needed to add to this mix was some serious big hair, bright red lipstick and gold chains and you might have been mistaken for a New Jersey Housewife.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:15 am

Shit, maybe the next year I go to a party, I’ll do that.

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Where did you get that eyeliner?? I must know so I can incorporate immedi..I mean,next halloween….I don’t think I can rock it as hard as you did, but I’d like to try :p (think of the sparkles!)

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 11:14 am

I think I bought it at Target. Also, it was a BITCH to get on because it was liquid. Then it flaked off.

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K, is it werid that I think you look adorable? Seriously, I wouldn’t have known you were dressed up. I would have been all,”who’s that pretty bitch who thinks she’s too good to dress up???”

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Bwahahahahaha! Thank you.

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You are so ghetto fabulous honey!

Lol, no I really do want your eyeliner though.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 10th, 2009 at 5:46 pm

I needed to pad my ass for that. I’m sorry I didn’t.

The eyeliner I THINK came from Target and was a real pain in the ass because it flaked off.

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OH. MY. GAWD. You can seriously rock the blue eyeliner! And you’re a freakin’ baby! I pictured you much older and… I don’t know, OLDER!
You’re a cutie!

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i would like to see photograph “humiliate me 3″ ~ call it my mad critical thinking skillz i acquired in nursing school, but if there is a 1, 2 and a 4…there MUST be a 3.

oh. and you’re hawt in that blue eyeliner!

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 10:49 am

Lime green eyeshadow, you say, huh? I’ll have to check that shit out.

Oh, and I only took it out because I didn’t want my people on dial-up to hate me.

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PS… i have lime green eye shadow (bare minerals) that can be “foiled” and looks as rockin as your blue eyeliner.

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You look Hot!! Love the bandana and you’re a brunette! Great looks, brains, wit, and impeccable fashion sense!!

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

My fashion sense leaves a lot to be desired, but thank you. Someday, I’ll show a shot of my BECKY belt.

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wow! the blue eyeliner is AWESOME! My SIL still wears a version of this look. She does not rock it like you do, fo’ sho’!

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 11th, 2009 at 2:16 pm

The blue eyeliner is certainly…something, isn’t it?

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I don’t get it…

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The eyeliner is awesome! Maybe if I start wearing bright blue sparkly eyeliner, no one will notice that I barely combed my hair and this bra doesn’t fit right.

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Your Aunt Becky Reply:
November 17th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Wait, are you supposed to COMB your hair? SHIT. I’m screwed.

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